" IM DA MAN"
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| Forfatter: | ae86 [ 08 feb 2008, 22:35 ] |
| Titel: | Så er der Quiz !! (inkl. svar!!) |
Q1. What is it a man can do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on three legs? Q2. What is it that a cow has four of and woman has only two of? Q3. What is a four letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse? Q4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pajamas that you can hand a hat on it? A1: shake hands A2: legs A3: talk A4: his head |
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| Forfatter: | Wankel [ 09 feb 2008, 01:44 ] |
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THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MALE SENSITIVITY TEST 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that: A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of t he experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is: A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as: A. An appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C . A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9.Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends." B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." C. "Welcome to Dumpsville . Population, YOU." 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN" |
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| Forfatter: | ae86 [ 09 feb 2008, 02:00 ] |
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" IM DA MAN" Kom til at tænke på Bubba J -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMd8Pm-2EE&feature=related |
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